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fuckyeahlgbt:

dramadude1992:

grantgreeley:

Letter to Dr. Laura highlights fallacy in a particular anti-homosexual argument.

Dear Dr. Laura,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this?

g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?

i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.

hahaha!

Eternal and unchanging…. classic.

Ahahaha <3I.love.you.

(269):I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.

(616):Who said I want to share with you?

(269):You’ve sucked my dick, I’m pretty sure you don’t care if I look at your theory book.

fuckyeahlgbt:

trustlove:

cuteboyishlesbiangirls:

chelseapeebles:

strands:

definingmyself:

it’s natural to like both sexes, isn’t it?

Pretty much.
Why should gender be a boundary, right?

gender is all bullshit.  it’s an allusion put into place to keep us held down and in society’s death grip.

what about Queer & proud?

-follows-

I can’t imagine what it’d be like to like only one sex or gender… o_O

out of all of my friends, Cat and Mia. I suppose that answers all of my questions.

I relapsed tonight… thanks, mom.

Apparently I’m not as over my problem as I thought I was. I’m fighting so fucking hard right now - and I feel like this is one battle I’m going to lose.